warning: high center of gravity

Ivo: you have a very high center of gravity, little guy. It's located in yr head, which has yr brain in it. So- take it easy - you need yr head and you need yr brain. I get it that yr gonna have bumps bruises and discolored lumps... but that's all I can accept.

If I have to chop up or dismantle every fixture or piece of furniture in this house, I will. You can't color on the outside of the tub from the inside - you will fall out because yr big head is a lot heavier than yr little belly and bum!!!! Don't do that. Also, don't launch yrself off the back of the computer chair.

Thank you.

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